NewsToday: With the fear that there might be less audience for the NRN speech, the authorities have called in additional back up from local management institutions. The reason for choosing management institutions is that they are usually more professional than most of the Infocions here inside the campus. They were found roaming in the campus at various places taking photos of every tree and snail.
Narayana Murthy is believed to be very sensitive to such issues and he could get really hurt if people don’t show up when he deliver speeches. “It’s after a long time that he is going to address the people here. We don’t want to see him disappointed. The last time he came, only 19 people showed up near the amphitheatre and they also left soon after he began talking. He was very upset.” said one of the HR team members who were organizing the event.
It was told that last time when nobody showed up, NRN actually cried back stage and even protested when he was offered dinner. He told “I don’t need anything. I don’t need anybody.” and went and sat in the corner of Arena food court crying. It took the entire HR team 2 hours to console him and he finally agreed to go home on a condition that he’d be taken to Gemini circus first. He also did similar things during his visits to various Universities across the globe.
“He was always like a child. I still remember, when I told him that I didn’t have money to give him for starting his own business, he cried rolling on the floor. There was no other way to stop him so I gave him my money to start Infosys” said Sudha Murthy about her husband whom she describes as an old man with a child’s heart. “Even today, he always carry lollypops and tinkle comics wherever he goes” told the proud wife of one of the countries prominent personalities.
For his talk in the campus on Saturday, it was estimated that there would not be more than a crowd of 25 people despite the fact that the weekend movies are dumb. So the additional back-up brought in might just come in handy for the organizers. They were strictly instructed to clap when ever he finishes a sentence and to laugh out loud if he makes a lousy joke. Rumor has it that they are being paid on the number of times they clap and a special team is appointed for whistling at regular intervals.
“Nothing should go wrong this time. We got it all planned out.” told a confident HR manager. As an answer to what Mr.Murthy might say to the trainees from IITs here, the HR manager laughed and said, “People from IIT?? Here in Mysore DC?? There will not be a problem with that.” The HR team requested everybody to keep this entire plan a secret as it would become very difficult for them to console Mr.Murthy once again as there is no Gemini circus in town this time around.
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