Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away there lived a king who thought he was the direct descendent of the roman god Mars himself. Mars was the god of war and an icon for masculine gender. He believed that there is nothing that can tear him away from being what he is. But it was some time in the monsoon where things seemed to be romantic all the time that he went for an early mrng stroll into the woods. There he saw a creature that was defying all the laws of beauty. It was a girl whose beauty seemed to have grown out of limits. She struck him right in the heart with a face that looked as if it was carved by angels. It was that very second that he, the mighty king fell in LOVE!!
I’m saying all this because that very king is the founder of an ancient society of men who are insanely in Love. It was called the “Pinkaaee abbayiloo” in ancient rome and not many know that it exists today and is called the Men in Pink. These are the people who were around us and were part of our culture and history and we never even doubted them. Abraham Lincoln, Sir C.V.Raman, Justin Timberlake, Rishi Kapoor, Karunanidhi, Jagapathi Babu are doubted as the members of MIP. I did my research and found out several astonishing facts about them.
They had several types of ancient and modern rituals. As the times changed so did the rituals of the Men in Pink. After a thorough study and analysis I have discovered certain rituals and practices of the Men in Pink in the present world.
These are highly confidential and are not to be practiced at home especially by those who are not in love. You’ll regret it!!
Facebook applications: There are several facebook applications that tell
How Much your crush loves you??
How much lovable you are??
Arranged marriage or love marriage??
How much you are loved today??
Who miss you today??
Who are thinking of you?? and many other…
The Men in Pink secretly use all these applications. They also like such posts and comment on other peoples wall.
Same2Same: For some reason the MIP use the same object, be it a pen or Mobile or in that case any other gadget as the one they are in love with uses. This may sometimes include purchasing two of the same thing and giving it to the other person. There is no logical explanation for this but it is strictly followed by the MIP.
Nyt calling: Men in Pink are mosty armed and active at night. Their primary weapon of choice is the modern day mobile phone. They’ll have the best offer available for talking for hours on the phone. They don’t mind walking for hours together on roof tops, dorm corridors, roads etc while talking on the phone. As the technology developed they started using earphones, bluetooth devices and also Skype!!
Gifts: You can spot the Men in Pink mosty in the gift shops and shopping malls especially on special occations. They are also known for exchanging gifts and stuff for various reasons that would seem stupid and strange for the average human being. This is one ritual that should definitely be followed.
NickNames: It is found in a study that 99.8% of the MIP call their ladies in several other names except their actual name. The remaining 0.02% are the poor dumb MIP that cannot speak.
Recharge: One of the most sacred and important ritual of the Men in Pink is Recharging the Mobile phone. This not only means recharging ones own mobile but also recharging the other persons mobile even though they are the ones who are supposed to call all the time. With the advent of e-recharge and rechargeitnow.com, this has become easier.
P.s.. In olden days people used to scratch the rc coupon and text the 16 digit holy code to the other person.
Sms: All the day to day activities of the Men in Pink reach their Partners in the form of text messages. There are speculations that they can even text with their eyes closed. Their rate of typing is also very high.
Movies: Men in Pink watch the movies that their partners suggest. Even if it is boring like hell they are supposed to love it and watch it over and over again. Sometimes they tend to feel like the lead characters in the movie.
Muziqq: Music, like for anyother individual is what keeps the MIP going. It gives all the energy that they need to carry on with their other rituals. The fact that there are a million songs for every emotion there is helps them a lot. Love songs and Men in Pink is a deadly combination. Once you become a member of this society, you’ll start to understand all those lyrics that you had no clue of till then.
Talk to the moon: This is a sacred ritual that only the superior heads and most experienced Men in pink carry out. While doing the regular ritual of talking in the phone at night on the terrace, they start talking to the moon. This tradition has been there from several centuries and also poetically portrayed in some of our old telugu films..
“Ravoyi chandamama…maa vintha gaadha vinumaaa..ravoyi chandamama…”
(do come moon .. listen to our strange story.. do come moon ) is a holy song.
Hiding the Relationship: One way to find out who’s a Men in Pink is to watch the way he moves while talking on the phone. The usual tendancy of a man in pink is that he pretends as if he is hiding his relationship but deep down inside all he wants is everybody to notice that he is in a relationship and that he has a gf. This can be observed in facebook status updates. If you find any of such people around you.., mark my word he is a member of Men in Pink.
Talk about future: In all my research I always had a doubt as to what happens in the long conversations between the Men in Pink and their respsctive ladies. From certain sources(who wish to remain anonymous) I came to know that once the person becomes a Man in Pink., he does talk a lot about the future relationship that they’re going to have. They stop living in the present and start talking about the future and there are rumours that they even name their children 😀
Not like anyone else: This is not a ritual. It is just the usual tendancy of a typical MIP. While being a man in pink, the person begins to feel that he is not like anyone else and that his relationship is different, mature and special. But from the outside they’re all the same!!
These are some of the points that I could analyse and study. There are several other rituals and practices that are more specialized depending upon the lifestyles and financial backgrounds.
Some more facts about MIP include:
>>Smiling at the wrong times
>>Loosing interest in studies
>>Being nocturnal
>>Being extra affectionate and Caring
>>Less spending on ones self
>>Spending hours infront of the mirror
From my studies I found that no matter how hard anybody can resist and no matter how stupid and lame this may seem.. Not many can stop themselves from being a Man in Pink. That is something we cannot deny.
Several more Facts about Men in Pink…..Coming soon!!
The Cannibal 
dude… u r da real MIP ;)))
and stop smiling at my comment…
it comes under “”Smiling at the wrong times”” ;))
naku ardam kaledu ra
they even name their children
racha comedy asalu =))
might i add that the men in pink were secretly supporting the breast cancer awareness campaign for a man has much to benefit from a woman’s breast health as the woman does!